An underground shopping centre car park in Tianjin has introduced a ladies-only parking zone. The area is clearly marked with neon signs, bright pink shopping-themed decor, and hazard bumpers in each space. Other car parks in China have designed special ladies-only parking zones - with extra wide bays, added lighting, and female parking attendants.Picture: China Foto Press / Barcroft Media

If you thought mermaids were just the lively imaginings of lonely sailors then think again. Weeki Wachee Springs in Florida is training ordinary women to be real-life sea goddesses.Picture: Ocala Star-Banner/Landov/Barcroft Media

 They have begun offering in-depth training to ladies who want to become underwater performers - including swimming with a tail.Picture: Ocala Star-Banner/Landov/Barcroft Media

 Women from across America have flocked to the tiny town of Weeki Wachee - which is home to just nine people - to learn the trade of a mermaid. Above, a mermaid camper floats over the deep hole of Weeki Wachee.Picture: Ocala Star-Banner/Landov/Barcroft Media

 Ami Ji Schmid (right) helps mermaid Mikki Schulze with her make upPicture: Ocala Star-Banner/Landov/Barcroft Media

Mermaid campers Guesna Dohrman (left) and Susan Smiley-HeightPicture: Ocala Star-Banner/Landov/Barcroft Media

For a $350 (£225) fee they will be taught to perform underwater balletPicture: Ocala Star-Banner/Landov/Barcroft Media

  Mermaid Camper Mikki Schulze feeds a friendly turtlePicture: Ocala Star-Banner/Landov/Barcroft Media

A raccoon stranded on a telegraph wire in Grimsby, Ontario, CanadaPicture: Chuck Courson / Rex Features

A Taiwan firecrests becomes aggressive after seeing its reflection, thinking it is an imposter invading its nest, around breeding time near the home of photographer Chien-Wei Lin in TaiwanPicture: Chien-Wei Lin/Caters News Agency

3D artwork of a bowl of cereal is laid out in Canary Wharf in London, to promote Jordans new granola and to celebrate the cereal brand's founder, Bill Jordan, bringing granola to the UK from the US 40 years ago.Picture: Matt Crossick/PA

A moorhen takes care of his newly hatched chicks in Shiheung City, Gyeonggi province, South KoreaPicture: EPA/KIM JAE-SUN

Male models in their underwear follow men in suits around Times Square to promote the Men's Wearhouse national suit drive. This is the fifth year the company has hosted the drive to encourage people to donate their unwanted business attire to millions who otherwise couldn't afford it and are trying to re-enter the workforce.Picture: TIMOTHY A. CLARY/AFP/Getty Images

Perhaps mistaking the brush for their mum, three orphaned hedgehogs find comfort inside a dustpan after being rescued from certain death. Staff at HART Wildlife Rescue Centre are being inundated with calls from people finding baby hoglets in their gardens due to the unseasonal wet weather.Picture: Rod Kirkpatrick/F Stop Press

A disabled sheep is enjoying a new fleece of life after receiving a specially-designed wheelchair at Clough Farm Animal Sanctuary, in Stockport. Instead of four legs Buster the sheep uses just three - plus his new four wheels.Picture: Hotspot Media

A jet plane flies past a mushroom-like cumulonimbus storm cloud over Beijing, ChinaPicture: Imaginechina / Rex Features

A man shows off the world's largest gummy bear, which is 1,400 times the size of the ordinary sweet. The giant gummy bear, which weighs about five pounds, is available from gift retailer Vat19 and costs about £20.
Picture: Vat19.com/Solent News & Photo Agency

http://yesway.ru/tvorchestvo-fotografa-philipp-klinger-iz-germanii.html

http://yesway.ru/tvorchestvo-fotografa-sandy-skoglund.html

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do u mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.

2 frds talking:
Hey, I got married!
Oh,dat gud!
No,dats bad. she’s ugly!
Oh,dats Bad!
... No.dats Gud. She’s rich!
Oh! Dats gud!
No,dats bad ! she won’t give me a cent.
Oh, dats bad!
No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house!
Oh.dats gud.
No.dats bad! The house burnt down!
Oh,dats bad!.
No, dats gud! She was inside

Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
no study = fail
fail = no diploma
no diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = you get skinny
skinny = then you get ugly
ugly = no lover
no lover = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death